TinyFunmi's Odysseys

The birth of the third in line to the throne (UK) is very exciting for me (I was praying all day for a safe delivery); there's a kinda joy that fills my heart when I hear someone has given birth to a baby. Babies just have that effect on you, don't they?

I was going to title this entry 'sabbatical' then I decided to check out its proper meaning- lmao all these years I have been using the word incorrectly... It made me think of words we don't use correctly- my Nigerians friends do you remember writing ‘if so doxology’ in our letters smh! Anyway I'll archive that for a future entry. Now to my main entry... I forgot to tell you that I was taking time off; I'm not sure exactly when it started neither am I sure of when it’s ending. I think it has, but I'm not sure.  My brain was so full- so I needed to delete some stuff... Would love to gist you about some of the stuff but I've signed a non- disclosure contract, breach of which will mean I won't be allowed to eat rice ever again (Haaaaaaaaaaaa Noooooooooooo fkngklgkgjdshgfjfh)! That would be a cruel world indeed!!!

I don’t remember much about my childhood, I was probably very popular (I mean it is me!) but I didn’t have a lot of friends. I think even then I had already developed my paranoia about human nature- let me tell you now I don’t trust anyone- not even myself- I was going to trust my son, but he lost that chance by learning to say daddy before he learnt how to he say mummy! Like his dad was the one in labour for 36 hours- like (deep breath… anyway that’s a blog topic for another day….)