Do you remember your first kiss?
Well I was trying to get my son to kiss me; kmt @ 2 he's already saying to me 'no mummy no kiss'- Am I embarrassing him? LMAO he ain't seen nothing yet!
Anyway for some reason this incident reminded me of my first kiss...
So I'm gonna tell you about my first kiss.
It was a sunny day in Nigeria, in Ibadan, in Oke Ado. I can't remember what I went to do there, it was probably after school and I went to get free smoked fish from our househelp's mom. Anyway, there I was walking down the street, you know those 'agbo ile'... when out of nowhere this guy appeared, grabbed my face, kissed me, giggled and ran away!!!!!
I was so embarrassed all the adults in the vicinity thought it was funny... I didn't find it funny, I still don't- I mean it'd have been nice for him to introduce himself- he ruined my diary entry that day- 'oh I had my first kiss today with '?'...' Imagine my great-great grand kids reading my diary- they'd think people were called 'question mark' in my days!!!
Ok I'm stopping now, have to work on my disguise.
Share your embarrassing stories with me- you can post it here, just click on 'No comments' or email me funmitiny@gmail.com and I'll post it for you.
Well I was trying to get my son to kiss me; kmt @ 2 he's already saying to me 'no mummy no kiss'- Am I embarrassing him? LMAO he ain't seen nothing yet!
Anyway for some reason this incident reminded me of my first kiss...
So I'm gonna tell you about my first kiss.
It was a sunny day in Nigeria, in Ibadan, in Oke Ado. I can't remember what I went to do there, it was probably after school and I went to get free smoked fish from our househelp's mom. Anyway, there I was walking down the street, you know those 'agbo ile'... when out of nowhere this guy appeared, grabbed my face, kissed me, giggled and ran away!!!!!
I was so embarrassed all the adults in the vicinity thought it was funny... I didn't find it funny, I still don't- I mean it'd have been nice for him to introduce himself- he ruined my diary entry that day- 'oh I had my first kiss today with '?'...' Imagine my great-great grand kids reading my diary- they'd think people were called 'question mark' in my days!!!
Ok I'm stopping now, have to work on my disguise.
Share your embarrassing stories with me- you can post it here, just click on 'No comments' or email me funmitiny@gmail.com and I'll post it for you.
LMAO @ Mohammed who accused me of not putting enough details... Like dude what detail? I just told you some random guy kissed me you are asking me for details.
ReplyDeleteTo answer your other question, no I didn't tell anyone when I got home (I was very secretive those days), but I did check our medical encyclopaedia to make sure one can't get pregnant by kissing!
Got this email from DC queen; lmao lmao lmao
ReplyDeleteHello Miss Blogger TinyFunmi,
Here's my own version of events in regards to my first kiss..
So it was definitely 1998.... in a dungey park in deptford which is beyond recognition now if you go there today. It was a guy I met through some school friends (Conrad... definitely not a Naija boy) I must have been what... 16+. I fancied the pants off this guy, (Am laughing as I type LOL). We really took it slow and it happened over the course of a week, I knew I had to start practising. I have never been kissed and I didn’t want to look like a novice, so I secretly practice with an orange, (Sooo awkward... thinking about it now).
Anyways to cut the long story short, He said he liked me and that was it. It was nice, gentle and slow. So it was a good memory, but not the right place... I was just scared, just in case my parents caught me in the act, but luckily it was brilliant... no interruptions..
Yes... there were butterflies, fireworks, sparks and all the good stuff. The perfect sweet 16 kiss that lasted about 50secs!
Good memory though.
@ the person who asked how old I was when this happened....
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how old I was, but it was definitely before my 14th birthday... because by my 14th birthday we had moved permanently to the UK.